icebandits

 
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.